Shit Under $20 in Miami

World Erotic Art Museum, South Beach

TODAY 8:00 PM • $18

“A sound bath surrounded by erotic art. Close your eyes or don't.”

The Ground at Club Space, Other

TODAY 11:00 PM • $10+

“EQ (Estratosfera + Qiri) at The Ground. Doors 11pm, 18+, closing time is a rumor.”

Floyd, Other

TODAY 11:00 PM • From $14.99

“OTHERWORLD turns five: Carmen Electro, Diana Franco, Angie Lonarc, FIUZA. Doors 11pm, 21+.”

Domicile, Other

TODAY 11:00 PM • $17.25-$21.85

“Morse X Code back at Domicile with Jay Toledo, Antimatter and Tabea. Nonstop, as threatened.”

Vizcaya Village, Coconut Grove

TMRW 9:30 AM • Free

“Free Sunday market in Vizcaya's old garage. Produce, pastries, zero yacht people.”

Silverspot Cinema Downtown Miami, Other

TMRW 3:00 PM • $18.91

“Miami-tied filmmakers, a Serbian folktale, and a short called How Do You Spell Amor? Good question.”

Floyd, Other

TMRW 11:00 PM • From $14.99

“Sunday night at Floyd, doors at 11pm, 21+. Monday is a rumor you'll deal with later.”

1637 SW 8th St, Little Havana

MON 11:00 AM • Free

“Thirty-minute gallery walk on SW 8th St: 40-plus artists, a lifelong local as your guide. Free.”

Ball & Chain, Little Havana

MON 6:00 PM • Free

“Free Monday jazz at Ball & Chain. Mojito, trumpet, ceiling fans, done.”

Wertheim School of Music & Performing Arts, Other

MON 7:30 PM • $12

“Twelve dollars of Latin jazz from kids who practice more than you ever have”

Seven Seas Bar, Other

MON 11:45 PM • Free

“Stand-up that starts at 11:45pm on a Monday. Tuesday-you will understand. Probably.”

Lincoln's Beard Brewing, Other

TUE 8:00 PM • $19-$36

“Five comics in a brewery. They warn you: no sharp 8pm start, but don't you dare show up at 9.”

Coyo Taco, Wynwood

TUE 9:00 PM • Free

“The taqueria's back room turns into a club. Tacos first, regrets later.”

The CAMP Gallery, Other

WED 12:00 PM • $17.85

“Transfer vintage objects and scraps of text onto canvas. Materials provided, talent optional.”

Freedom Tower at Miami Dade College, Other

WED 6:30 PM • Free

“Free doc on the man behind Paradiso, inside the Freedom Tower. The director stays to talk after.”

Coyo Taco, Wynwood

WED 9:00 PM • Free

“Dub and reggae in the back room of a taco shop. Free, loud, correct.”

Blackbird Ordinary, Brickell

WED 9:00 PM • Free

“Free standup at Blackbird. Cheaper than a Brickell cocktail and funnier than your date.”

Regatta Grove, Coconut Grove

THU 4:00 PM • Free

“Waterfront happy hour in the Grove. Boats, cheap drinks, zero cover.”

O Cinema South Beach, South Beach

THU 7:00 PM • $5

“The South Beach drag-club classic turns 30, screened in South Beach. $5 minimum donation”

Coyo Taco, Wynwood

THU 9:00 PM • Free

“Afrobeats, amapiano and tacos until your feet quit. Free in Wynwood.”

Miami Dade College Wolfson Campus, Other

FRI 10:00 AM • Free

“The Street Fair charges on the weekend. Friday is free for everyone, 10am to 7pm. Do the math.”

JAM Arena, Other

FRI 7:00 PM • $5

“Five dollars to watch men hurl a rock ball at 180mph. Miami's actual sport.”

Club Space Miami, Other

FRI 11:00 PM • $20+

“Doors 11pm Friday, ends 2pm Saturday. The Terrace has zero respect for your weekend.”

Miami Dade College Wolfson Campus, Other

SAT 10:00 AM • $12

“Saturday of the Book Fair Street Fair: books, food and music across downtown, 10am-7pm”

Vecinos, Other

SAT 12:00 PM • Free

“Homemade bagels, vinyl DJs and records for sale in an Art Deco hotel. Free. Brunch, solved.”

Regatta Grove, Coconut Grove

SAT 12:00 PM • FREE

“Waterfront food hall, free entry, boats you'll never own parked out front.”

Miami Dade College Wolfson Campus, Other

NOV 22 10:00 AM • $12

“Final day of the Book Fair street fair. 10am-6pm, $12 adults, kids 12 and under free.”

Rubell Museum, Other

NOV 22 12:00 PM • $20-$30

“40+ vintage dealers at the Rubell, museum access included. Early entry at 11 for the ruthless.”

InterContinental Miami, Other

NOV 23 6:00 PM • Free

“A photographer who embroiders her own prints, interviewed live. Free. Bring your questions.”

Thank You Miami Cocina & Beer House, Little Havana

NOV 23 9:00 PM • FREE

“Free comedy in a beer house on Flagler. Order the food, tip the comics.”

Seven Seas Bar, Other

NOV 23 11:45 PM • FREE

“Comedy that starts at 11:45 on a Monday. Nobody there is okay. That's the point.”

The Doral Yard, Other

NOV 24 3:00 PM • Free

“Real Madrid vs PSV on the giant screens, $35 beer buckets, free RSVP. Call it a long lunch”

Ironside Cafe Bistro, Other

NOV 24 6:00 PM • FREE

“Lose at Catan to strangers in a design district courtyard. Free.”

O Cinema South Beach, South Beach

NOV 25 7:00 PM • $12.50

“A devout hitman, three kids, and a cowboy-hatted preacher with an armed congregation.”

Blackbird Ordinary, Brickell

NOV 25 9:00 PM • FREE

“Free comedy at Blackbird where the crowd is the punchline”

Coyo Taco, Wynwood

NOV 25 9:00 PM • FREE

“Dub and bass in the back of a taco spot. Free. Bring earplugs.”

The Ground at Club Space, Other

NOV 25 11:00 PM • $10

“Ten bucks, doors at 11pm, closing time "varies." Plan your Thursday accordingly.”

CityPlace Doral, Other

NOV 26 7:30 AM • $15-$65

“5K or 10K at 7:30am, kiddie dash at 9. Earn the second plate before anyone carves anything.”

Whiskylucan Miami, Little Havana

NOV 26 8:00 PM • FREE

“Free Spanish-language standup on Calle Ocho while the turkey sweats it out”

Coyo Taco, Wynwood

NOV 26 9:00 PM • FREE

“Afrobeats behind a taco shop at 9pm, the correct end to Thanksgiving”

Miami Worldcenter, Other

NOV 27 5:00 PM • FREE

“Black Friday shopping, except it's food stalls and nobody trampled anybody”

Blackbird Ordinary, Brickell

NOV 27 10:00 PM • FREE

“Everyone's back in town and lying about their job. Blackbird at 10pm.”

The Ground at Club Space, Other

NOV 27 11:00 PM • $10

“Nikki Nair + Nanoos run The Ground from 11pm. 21+, and the ticket won't get you onto the Terrace.”

297 NW 23rd St, Wynwood

NOV 28 9:00 PM • FREE

“Free Afrobeats and soca in Wynwood till the lights come on. Nobody here is sitting.”