Shit To Do This Week in Miami

World Erotic Art Museum, South Beach

TODAY 8:00 PM • $18

“A sound bath surrounded by erotic art. Close your eyes or don't.”

Villain Theater, Little Haiti

TODAY 8:30 PM • $26

“Long-form improv in Little Haiti. No audience suggestions about your ex.”

The Ground at Club Space, Other

TODAY 11:00 PM • $10+

“EQ (Estratosfera + Qiri) at The Ground. Doors 11pm, 18+, closing time is a rumor.”

Floyd, Other

TODAY 11:00 PM • From $14.99

“OTHERWORLD turns five: Carmen Electro, Diana Franco, Angie Lonarc, FIUZA. Doors 11pm, 21+.”

Club Space Miami, Other

TODAY 11:00 PM • From $30

“Carl Cox on the Terrace from 11pm till Sunday 2pm. Pace yourself accordingly.”

Domicile, Other

TODAY 11:00 PM • $17.25-$21.85

“Morse X Code back at Domicile with Jay Toledo, Antimatter and Tabea. Nonstop, as threatened.”

Vizcaya Village, Coconut Grove

TMRW 9:30 AM • Free

“Free Sunday market in Vizcaya's old garage. Produce, pastries, zero yacht people.”

Little Haiti Cultural Complex, Little Haiti

TMRW 10:00 AM • $55

“Walk Little Haiti with someone who actually knows it, not a golf cart guy”

Silverspot Cinema Downtown Miami, Other

TMRW 3:00 PM • $18.91

“Miami-tied filmmakers, a Serbian folktale, and a short called How Do You Spell Amor? Good question.”

Floyd, Other

TMRW 11:00 PM • From $14.99

“Sunday night at Floyd, doors at 11pm, 21+. Monday is a rumor you'll deal with later.”

1637 SW 8th St, Little Havana

MON 11:00 AM • Free

“Thirty-minute gallery walk on SW 8th St: 40-plus artists, a lifelong local as your guide. Free.”

Ball & Chain, Little Havana

MON 6:00 PM • Free

“Free Monday jazz at Ball & Chain. Mojito, trumpet, ceiling fans, done.”

Wertheim School of Music & Performing Arts, Other

MON 7:30 PM • $12

“Twelve dollars of Latin jazz from kids who practice more than you ever have”

Seven Seas Bar, Other

MON 11:45 PM • Free

“Stand-up that starts at 11:45pm on a Monday. Tuesday-you will understand. Probably.”

El Jardin Inn, Little Havana

TUE 7:00 PM • $25

“Draw Little Havana badly while an actual muralist watches. Character building.”

Lincoln's Beard Brewing, Other

TUE 8:00 PM • $19-$36

“Five comics in a brewery. They warn you: no sharp 8pm start, but don't you dare show up at 9.”

Coyo Taco, Wynwood

TUE 9:00 PM • Free

“The taqueria's back room turns into a club. Tacos first, regrets later.”

The CAMP Gallery, Other

WED 12:00 PM • $17.85

“Transfer vintage objects and scraps of text onto canvas. Materials provided, talent optional.”

Freedom Tower at Miami Dade College, Other

WED 6:30 PM • Free

“Free doc on the man behind Paradiso, inside the Freedom Tower. The director stays to talk after.”

Coyo Taco, Wynwood

WED 9:00 PM • Free

“Dub and reggae in the back room of a taco shop. Free, loud, correct.”

Blackbird Ordinary, Brickell

WED 9:00 PM • Free

“Free standup at Blackbird. Cheaper than a Brickell cocktail and funnier than your date.”

Regatta Grove, Coconut Grove

THU 4:00 PM • Free

“Waterfront happy hour in the Grove. Boats, cheap drinks, zero cover.”

O Cinema South Beach, South Beach

THU 7:00 PM • $5

“The South Beach drag-club classic turns 30, screened in South Beach. $5 minimum donation”

Coyo Taco, Wynwood

THU 9:00 PM • Free

“Afrobeats, amapiano and tacos until your feet quit. Free in Wynwood.”

LIV Nightclub Miami, Other

THU 11:30 PM • See tickets

“11:30pm on a Thursday at LIV, 21 and over. Call in sick for Friday now, save time.”

Miami Dade College Wolfson Campus, Other

FRI 10:00 AM • Free

“The Street Fair charges on the weekend. Friday is free for everyone, 10am to 7pm. Do the math.”

JAM Arena, Other

FRI 7:00 PM • $5

“Five dollars to watch men hurl a rock ball at 180mph. Miami's actual sport.”

Las Rosas, Little Haiti

FRI 8:00 PM • See Website

“CDMX krautrock jammers turning a dive bar into a slow-motion hypnosis. 21+.”

Club Space Miami, Other

FRI 11:00 PM • $20+

“Doors 11pm Friday, ends 2pm Saturday. The Terrace has zero respect for your weekend.”

Miami Dade College Wolfson Campus, Other

SAT 10:00 AM • $12

“Saturday of the Book Fair Street Fair: books, food and music across downtown, 10am-7pm”

Vecinos, Other

SAT 12:00 PM • Free

“Homemade bagels, vinyl DJs and records for sale in an Art Deco hotel. Free. Brunch, solved.”

Regatta Grove, Coconut Grove

SAT 12:00 PM • FREE

“Waterfront food hall, free entry, boats you'll never own parked out front.”

Miami Beach Bandshell, Other

SAT 8:00 PM • See Website

“Afro-Cuban legends under the stars. Your abuela was right about this music.”

MAD Club Live, Wynwood

SAT 11:00 PM • See tickets

“House, disco, techno and dark beats from 11pm to 5am. The altar is the dance floor.”

LIV Nightclub Miami, South Beach

SAT 11:30 PM • See tickets

“D.O.D on the LIV decks at the Fontainebleau. Doors 11:30pm, Saturday night on the Beach.”